My 'N SYNCin' Parodies
DISCLAIMER:
These parodies are not meant to
make fun of anyone. They are all done by me for humorous reasons. I
must've been on that sugar rush when I did these parodies, hehe. Too
hyper and all...
*NSYNC parodies (click on any parody shortcut below to take you to that particular song)
Depeche Mode-*NSYNC parodies (click on any parody shortcut below to take you to that particular song)
Dave's Tearin' Up Our Hearts [Dedicated to a Depeche Mode (aka DM. They are one of my all-time favorite bands. They are an alternative rock/synth-pop/new wave/electronica/etc...band) newsgroup that I frequent. In '98, many modies were deeply sad that Dave (lead singer of DM) was getting re-married on Valentine's Day, and if he did, they fear that DM will end (long story), so I reassured/cheered them up with my little didly-doo-dee-parody]
We Want Alan Back [A supposedly plea from the 3 remaining members of Depeche Mode. Dedicated to a Depeche Mode newsgroup that I frequent. This is what's in the minds of lots of DModers when Alan (former DM whiz, who did some programming/engineering, etc...on past DM records, played the synthesizer, drums, piano, etc...) left in June '95, after 13 long years of being a DM band member. At times, I still deeply miss Alan's departure from DM. Luckily, 'N Sync's "I Want You Back" song helped me reassured that it's alright that Alan left. Also, Cause & Effect, one of my many other all-time favorite bands, tells me that 'N SYNC's "I Want You Back" song informs me that "It's Over Now (It's Alright)" (This song came out in '93.) that Alan left the band because DM still continues to make music 'til this day as the remaining threesome who are the original founders of Depeche Mode. The lyrics to the original song, "I Want You Back" is SO touching to me that I couldn't change the full lyrics to this parody. The original lyrics just says it all...]
Just Can't Get Enough Of "Bye Bye Bye" (Short version of this parody. Dedicated to all the 'N SYNCers whom Depeche Mode informs them that they "Just Can't Get Enough" of their "Bye Bye Bye" WB performance on 10-28-99)
*NSYNC Parodies
<<=========="MY *N SYNC
THEME!"==========>>
(a parody to the "Mickey Mouse Club Theme")
Who's the leader of the music
group that's made for you and me?
*N - S - Y - N - C !
Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as
can be!
*N - S - Y - N - C !
*N Sync!
*N Sync!
Forever let us help them remain on the charts, high!
High! High! High!
Come along, and sing my song;
And join me, oh gee; I'm Ky!
*N - S - Y - N - C !
*N - S - Y - - Oh my, those guy(s); it's not a lie, now why?
N - C - - Because they are our men, and we like them; you and me, see?
*N - S - Y - N - C ! ! ! ! !
Lindsie's message board is all
I ever wanted,
Lindsie's message board is all I ever needed, yeah;
So tell me what's up, now?
'Cuz, I am BACK!
It's not hard to say I'm sorry,
It's not hard to let you worry;
A lesson I've learned too well, for sure,
Need I say more?
So, my dear,
Have no fear;
I'm trying to figure out just what I missed,
I'm going crazy, but I'm not pissed.
Lindsie's message board is all
I ever wanted,
Lindsie's message board is all I ever needed;
So tell me what's up, now?
When I am BACK!
Lindsie, I remember,
Back in September;
The last time we spoke
I swear it isn't a joke;
I promise I will be BACK,
I wasn't being a slack(er);
I'm telling you now,
Don't worry,
And have a cow;
'Cuz I am sorry;
I said that you still have the BEST "pix",
So, let's get some kicks;
On route 66,
While driving around looking at 'N SYNC;
justiN, chriS, joeY, lansteN (lance), and jC,
You see?
I am BACK, oh,
Yeah,
Lindsie's message board is the one I want,
Lindsie's message board is the one I need,
Girl, what can I do?
Lindsie's message board is the
one I want,
Lindsie's message board is the one I need,
Tell me what to do,
To stop making you feel blue.
Lindsie's message board is all
I ever wanted,
Lindsie's message board is all I ever needed;
So tell me what can I do now,
When I am BACK, baby, oh yeah!!!!! ;oD
We Wish A "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" To You
Is this true?
Tell me, is it today?
How can we say
Don't be blue.
'Cuz we know today is your birthday!
You've waited so long for this day!
But, you never thought that you would get older,
Although, don't you still feel younger?
You're 21!
And you're FREE--more free than when you were eighteen,
And even before you were a teen;
But, I'm NOT done!
I've only begun,
I hope you're having fun.
You're age is just a number,
And I hope you remember;
That you have nothing to fear,
Every year;
And this may be new,
But, we wish a "Happy Birthday" to YOU!
One more time,
Yes, aren't we kind?
In a matter of moment your day
will end,
But, don't fret,
My friend;
I'll bet;
It will last longer than you expect,
'Cuz you are the one,
That is unmatched by anyone;
More special than any person, yet;
Have you been told,
When you came into this world?
In 1977:
Just imagine;
How your parents must have felt,
When they heard you yelp;
That's how special you are on this day,
'Cuz you are sooooo "unique", by the way.
Once again, to you, to you, to
you . . .
We wish a "Happy Birthday" to YOU!
But, you never thought that you
would get older,
Although, don't you still feel younger?
You're 21!
And you're FREE--more free than when you were eighteen,
And even before you were a teen;
But, I'm NOT done!
I've only begun,
I hope you're having fun.
And NOT feeling blue,
We wish a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" to YOU!
To YOU!
One more time, to YOU! ;oÞ
Here I go,
You know;
One more time,
Everybody's feeling fine, =o)
Here I go,
You know;
Now, yes yes yes, here I go,
"Lindsie & all you 'N Syncers" has got the flow.
=o)
Look at what you have to read,
=oO
You've got all those pictures we need; =o)
Here I go,
You know;
Now, yes yes yes, here I go,
"Lindsie & all you 'N Syncers" has got the flow.
=o)
Here I go,
You know;
Just one more time,
Everybody's feeling fine; =o)
Here I go,
You know;
Now here I go,
Yeah if you want to know, =o)
Who is my favorite member of the group, *****???*****
Then, I will give you the scoop. =o)
Here I go,
You know;
Now here I go,
You know;
I like JC, =o)
You see?
Sing along and be aware,
JC's picture(s) should be there;
At my message board, =o)
So I won't get bored; =o(
But, you know you will post JC's picture(s) here, =o)
We do declare!
At your message board--Lindsie, =o)
My sweetie;
Very soon, =o)
Maybe at noon? =o)
JC makes us insane,
In the membrane!
Hurry, we don't want to be loony =o(
And feel so gloomy! =o(
And blue, =o(
It's true!
You gotta post it, quick! =o)
Or we might have a fit! =o(
My dear,
But have no fear! =o)
We are just jokin', =oD ***LOL***
JC is sooooo good lookin' 'n sa-mokin'! =o)
We want picture(s) of JC, =o)
You see?
That's all, =o)
We hope this won't end up in a brawl; =o(
JC makes us want to scream! ;-O
Isn't he a dream? ;o)
And all-so fine! ;-)
Now is the time;
For me to say good-bye, =o(
Come on "Lindsie & all you 'N Syncers" there's no need to cry; :::o(
Tomorrow I will be right back, =o)
So give me some slack;
Just come back tomorrow,
And I'll have more of my 'N Sync "rendition" for you gals so no need to wallow;
=o)
Here I go,
Now you know..........!!!
Adios, amigos!!!!! ;oD
Lindsie's got it,
We want it,
She'll do whatever it takes;
Lindsie's got it,
We need it,
Her 'N SYNCin' pictures are NOT "fake"!
Let me tell you how we feel,
We need your pictures girl give it to us!
Never seen pictures like these,
Oh geez;
I know you know we like the "crazy 'N Syncin' pictures" you post here,
We swear!
Surfing slowly through the internet,
Without worries and no fret;
All our problems seem to fade away,
'Cuz "Lindsie's site" is here to STAY!!!
When we see "Lindsie's 'N SYNC pictures", we just want to faint,
There's no complaint;
That's for sure,
Need we say more???
Depeche Mode-*NSYNC Parodies
Dave's tearin' up our hearts,
When he gets married again,
But if Depeche Mode break apart;
We will definitely feel blue,
And no matter what they do,
We still like DM, our men,
From then, and 'til the end;
'Cuz it's not a pain,
We'll say it again;
With or without Alan, too.
Hey, yeah
Davey, we don't understand,
Just why you and your girlfriend,
Want to be lovers,
We still hope you want to be in the band;
'Cuz you're one hot groover, shaker, and mover.
But Davey, you can't win with
her,
Let her go,
That's for sure;
If you like your Depeche Mode fans,
And still want to be in the DM band;
Set her free,
Davey, let us know;
We are down,
With a frown;
And on our knees;
We can't take it anymore,
Please don't ignore!
Dave's tearin' up our hearts,
When he gets married again,
But if Depeche Mode break apart;
We will definitely feel blue,
And no matter what they do,
We still like DM, our men,
From then, and 'til the end;
'Cuz it's not a pain,
We'll say it again;
With or without Alan, too.
Oh, all right
Davey, don't misunderstand,
What we're trying to tell ya 'cuz we're your biggest fans;
In the corner of our minds,
Davey, we feel like you're running out of time.
Let her go,
That's for sure,
If you like your Depeche Mode fans,
And still want to be in the DM band;
Set her free,
Davey, let us know;
We are down,
With a frown;
And on our knees;
We can't take it anymore,
Please don't ignore!
Tearin' up our hearts and souls
in the long road,
Please don't get married again and break apart from Depeche Mode;
We love Depeche Mode and we feel for you,
And no matter what they do,
We still like DM, our men,
From then, and 'til the end;
'Cuz it's not a pain,
We'll say it again;
With or without Alan, too.
Tearin' up our hearts and souls
in the long road,
Please don't get married again and break apart from Depeche Mode;
All right?
'Cuz it sure hell will give us a big fright!
We love Depeche Mode and we feel for you,
We feel for you,
And no matter what they do,
We still like DM, our men,
From then, and 'til the end;
'Cuz it's not a pain,
We'll say it again;
With or without Alan, too.
And no matter what they do,
We still like DM, our men,
From then, and 'til the end;
'Cuz it's not a pain,
We'll say it again;
With or without Alan, too.
Alan is all we ever wanted
Alan is all we ever needed, yeah
So tell us what to do now
'Cuz
We want Alan back
It's hard to say we're sorry
It's hard to make the things we've did undone
A lesson we've learned too well, for sure
So don't hang up the phone now
We're trying to figure out just what to do
We're going crazy without you
Alan is all we ever wanted
Alan is all we ever needed
So tell us what to do now
When we want Alan back
Alan, we remember
The way you used to look at us and say
Promises never last forever
We told you not to worry
We said that everything would be alright
We didn't know then that you were right
We want Alan back, oh
Yeah
Alan is the one we want
Alan is the one we need
Man, what can we do
Alan is the one we want
Alan is the one we need
Tell us what can we do
Alan is all we ever wanted
Alan is all we ever needed
So tell us what to do now
When we want Alan back
Just Can't Get Enough Of "Bye Bye Bye"
When we're listening to "Bye
Bye Bye" baby, we go out of our head(s)
And we just can't get enough, we just can't get enough
All the things it does to us and everything it said
And we just can't get enough, we just can't get enough
We slip and slide as we go insane
in the membrane in love
For that song and we just can't get enough, ahhh...
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